Funny Coffee Quote Keyring – Rude Gift for Coffee Lovers & Friends

Bring a little sarcasm wherever you go with this rude coffee quote keyring. Hand-stamped with the unapologetic phrase:

“I’m not everyone’s cup of tea… but I drink coffee, so fuck them.”

This funny coffee keyring makes the perfect novelty gift for friends, colleagues, or anyone who appreciates humour that’s as strong as their morning brew. Ideal for birthdays, Secret Santa, or just as a sweary stocking filler to raise a laugh.

Why They’ll Love It

• Hand-stamped with a bold coffee phrase

• Crafted from lightweight, durable aluminium

• A sweary, sarcastic keyring that makes them laugh

• Gift-ready in an organza bag, or upgrade to a gift box

Size & Materials

• Rectangle size: 50mm (approx.)

• Material: Aluminium — hypoallergenic, lightweight, long-lasting

Handmade With Care

Each keyring is made to order. Every letter is hand-stamped, inked, and polished by hand. Slight variations in alignment are part of what makes each one unique.

For tips on caring for your jewellery and keepsakes, please see the FAQs.

Gift Ideas

• Funny coffee lover gift with a sweary twist

• Cheeky stocking filler or Secret Santa idea

• Rude novelty gift for colleagues or friends

• Birthday surprise for anyone who loves sarcasm

Delivery

• Made to order in Somerset, UK

• Royal Mail shipping (upgrades available at checkout)

• Free UK shipping on orders over £50

• Ships to UK, USA, Australia & Canada

✨ A bold and funny coffee keyring for anyone who loves caffeine and swearing in equal measure.