“I Hate People” Aluminium Keyring – Funny Gift for Antisocial Friend

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  • “I Hate People” Aluminium Keyring – Funny Gift for Antisocial Friend

  • A bold funny aluminium keyring stamped with “I Hate People” — the perfect sarcastic gift for introverts, emo vibes, or that friend who’s done with people. Handmade in Somerset, UK.
  • From £6.50
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A playful yet sarcastic keepsake, this hand-stamped keyring features the cheeky phrase “I Hate People.” Handmade in Somerset, UK, it’s a funny gift for friends, introverts, or anyone with a dry sense of humour.

Why They’ll Love It

  • Hand-stamped with the phrase “I Hate People”

  • Crafted from lightweight, durable aluminium

  • A humorous and bold keepsake for friends or family

  • Gift-ready in an organza bag or gift box

Size & Materials

  • Disc size: 32mm (approx)

  • Material: Aluminium — hypoallergenic, lightweight, and long-lasting

Handmade With Care

Each keyring is made to order. Every letter is hand-stamped, inked, and polished by hand. Small variations in spacing or alignment add to the charm of this unique, handmade piece.

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Gift Ideas

  • Funny gift for friends, family, or coworkers

  • Birthday or Christmas gift with humour

  • Sarcastic token for introverts or antisocial loved ones

  • A “just because” gift for someone with attitude

Delivery

  • Made to order in Somerset, UK

  • Royal Mail shipping (upgrades available at checkout)

  • Free UK shipping on orders over £50

  • Ships to UK, USA, Australia & Canada

 
✨ A funny, handmade keyring that fits perfectly with no-nonsense kind of personalities.